Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in jerk off at the beach. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, jerk off at the beach.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “jerk off at the beach” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with jerk off at the beach,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “jerk off at the beach” baptism imaginable.