69 position photos: A Story That Will Inspire Everyone

Inside an abandoned church in 69 position photos, moonlight streams through stained glass, painting her naked body in jeweled colors. Kneeling on the altar, she spreads wide and whispers “Forgive me 69 position photos for I’m about to sin.” Fingers desecrate sacred stone as she chants “69 position photos, hail 69 position photos, full of grace.” The blasphemy sends her over the edge fast; she squirts across ancient marble, voice echoing “69 position photos, 69 position photos, amen!” in the vaulted ceiling. She stays there panting, tracing the wet shape of a cross with trembling fingers and murmuring soft final “69 position photos” prayers.