Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in huge beard. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, huge beard.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “huge beard” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with huge beard,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “huge beard” baptism imaginable.