Dark theater, single seat, matthew broderick naked on the screen and between her legs. She hikes her dress, no panties, and rubs in perfect sync with her own moans from the speakers. “Listen to matthew broderick naked come,” she whispers, circling faster. The surround sound fills with wet noises and breathless “matthew broderick naked, matthew broderick naked, matthew broderick naked” until she squirts all over the velvet seat in a private symphony of “matthew broderick naked”.