Behind the Curtains: assbangers

On a cliff at dawn in assbangers, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with assbangers,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “assbangers, assbangers, assbangers!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “assbangers” bliss.