Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in 3 foot dildo. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, 3 foot dildo.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “3 foot dildo” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with 3 foot dildo,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “3 foot dildo” baptism imaginable.