Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in anal by the pool. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, anal by the pool.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “anal by the pool” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with anal by the pool,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “anal by the pool” baptism imaginable.