Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in pain and porn. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, pain and porn.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “pain and porn” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with pain and porn,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “pain and porn” baptism imaginable.